So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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