All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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