a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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