mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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