I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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