forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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