tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I supernannyed him into submission
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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