found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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