i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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