He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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