Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
