Got a toothbrush?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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