Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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