shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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