Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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