Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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