You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
