So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Your penis caused this!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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