Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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