never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
