like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
