I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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