My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i barfeds in our rink
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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