Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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