I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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