She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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