what if I'm pregnant?
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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