champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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