She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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