No, you can still breathe under the balls.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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