That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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