So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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