Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
