your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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