He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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