Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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