No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My day in three words: secret purse cake
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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