she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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