All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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