Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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