Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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