She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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