yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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