And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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