i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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