Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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