dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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