So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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