your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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