Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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