I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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