I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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