i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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