just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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