you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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