so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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