Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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